🔥Diddy Buys 1,000 Hotdogs in Jail Commissary, Accidentally Becomes the Glizzy Messiah🔥 In this entirely fictional, parody-only universe, Diddy apparently stormed into the jail commissary like he was entering Supermarket Sweep: Inmate Edition and bought 1,000 hotdogs with the confidence of a man who just discovered unlimited coupons. Witnesses say other inmates froze mid–ramen purchase as he stacked packs of glizzies to the ceiling, creating what one guard described as “a structurally unsound h